hey all:D i am like, on my bed and piggy's studying at the table right next to me and boy, this feels totally cool. he got me to check on this NEW RELIGION, which is pretty hilarious and stupid, that i want to show all of you.

*taken from wikipedia*

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a parody religion^[1] called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its system of beliefs, "Pastafarianism".^[2] The religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.

In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson professes belief in a supernatural creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which resembles spaghetti and meatballs.^[3] He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.^[4]

Due to its recent popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot^[5] and the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Beliefs

Henderson proposed many of the beliefs in reaction to common arguments by proponents of intelligent design.^[23]

The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are set forth by Henderson in the Open Letter,^[3] the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and on Henderson's web site,^[24] where he is described as a prophet.

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily."^[13] All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith — a form of the Omphalos hypothesis. When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."^[3]

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.^[25] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.^[26]

The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen", contained in certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on. It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and Ramen, a noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

[edit] Pirates and global warming

According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.^[3] Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and Hare Krishnas. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, and adds that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history." Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that Correlation does not imply causation. Henderson put forth the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."^[3] A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased; the absurdity of this demonstrates how statistically significant correlations do not imply a causal relationship (see confounding).

for more info on this stupid religion, please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Beliefs ((:

LIFE'S BEEN GREAT. totally, TOTALLY awesome:D i fought with my bro a day ago and HEY, we're ok and MORE BONDED now:D plus, tomorrow im going out with piggy so heh:D i have nothing more to complain bout:D

so well, just wanna update all of you, i've finally gotten a new idol to idolise. not that i like idolising, cause it makes me crazy and stupid, but SHE'S TOTALLY WORTH IT. i mean, she's HOT, SEXY, COOL, GREAT, i dont know what else.! shes just tooo good already:D please dont think imma lesbian, i mean a girl like her MIGHT change things, but im loyal ;)

so well, here she is :D

the name's Briana Evingan, a dancer and an actress. Doesnt this ring a bell at all:D let me show you her picture((:

i am SO gonna get this poster. dont you guys think she's damn hot in this picture.?!

i think she looks awesome in this picture. very very pretty((:




look at these pictures man.! she has a nice flat stomach with a pretty face:D very VERY pretty face:D

life's been so great. What more can I ask.?

My parents love me, my piggy adores me.
Work's been the shit, but least its ending soon.
Collegues have been so helpful and kind ( except a certain individual ) and I'll be seeing HER leave the second floor.
Everything, everything I've asked for, I have them now.
What more can i ask for.?

I love you piggy((:

But I do love you - Leann Rimes

I don't like to be alone at night
And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right
And I don't like to have the rain on my shoes
But I do love you
But I do love you

I don't like to see the sky painted gray
And I don't like when nothing's going my way
And I don't like to be the one with the blues
But I do love you
But I do love you

Chorus:
Love everything about the way you're loving me
The way you lay your head
Upon my shoulder when you sleep
And I love to kiss you in the rain
I love everything you do, oh I do

I don't like to turn the radio on
Just to find I missed my favorite song
And I don't like to be the last with the news
But I do love you
But I do love you

Chorus

And I don't like to be alone at night
And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right
And I don't like to have the rain on my shoes
But I do love you
But I do love you
But I do love you
But I do love you

I feel like changing my blog, moving away from this world.

I'm not on Earth anymore.
I've hit Heaven.

yesterday was the best day of my life. im serious. its as if the dream i've dreamt of many years before has finally been fufilled.! i finally have the mom i've longed to have, i have the best bro in the universe, i have the lousiest dad in the world but it doesnt matter and lastly, i've finally had the guts to tell my mom who piggy is and GUESS WHAT.

SHE
IS
OK
WITH
IT.

ok so i shall start with my day yesterday. yesterday after lunch, my bro, piggy and i headed to marine parade library. piggy did his work, i helped my bro with his maths, and i've been drawing and sketching away:D after that, we bought loads of food and headed to the beach to munch:D

we took some spastic photos:D
look at as:D
LOOK AT MY BRO. he doesnt pose for pictures one ok but HE IS. whee:D
posing for a picture again:D:D his unglam faces look GOOOOD. i look OLD, piggy looks SMALL. lol.

posing with the biscuits we bought. that biscuit tastes a bit weird. i think i have them in the bag somewhere.


i bit one of the biscuits into that heart.! i have a SUPER gay face on this photo. i dont know why piggy and my bro thinks its fine.
piggy and me:D i think this is a VERY nice picture haha

yay:D a happy ending:D dont you think everyone loooooooks damn happy here.? even my eyes are like those cheena small type. my bro looks gay, and piggy looks.. HAPPY x)

we ate tomyam steamboat for dinner and it was MY TREAT:D seeeee. im so nice:D:D:D:D i totally felt as if all the stress i've accumulated for the past 2 weeks are finally, GONE.

so anyway, i got back home happy. later, my mom passed by and noticed the pictures. i tried to close them or hide them, but cause im not used to the stupid mouses system on my laptop i kept trying to aim for the X but it kept going elsewhere. until my mom said,' amanda. who's that guy.?
'

i tell you, i almost died. i told her he was my classmate and blah blah. she didnt believe it, unfortunately, but she left anyway. i got nervous, so i stop playing and called piggy to ask him for advice. he said that this is the best opportunity to tell my mother about him, and tell her the TRUTH.

i was really scared. i stood at the corner in my mom's room hoping she'll notice me. she didnt.

i called piggy again and told him i cant do it. he encouraged me a bit more and i set off again. this time my dad noticed, and my mom woke up. i got her to get out of the room to my own room and told her slowly.

'erm. m.u.mmy. t.he. gu.y you. saw. ju.st. no.w is.nt my. classmate.' i felt like i was eating my words.

Mummy: i know. i knew there was someone, i just didnt know who.
me : oh.. *tears start welling up*
mummy: who is the guy then.
me : he's the guy i met five years ago.
mummy : the nus one.?
me : yea..
mummy : you're still in touch with him.?!
me : yes.. as in, after you told me about him, i didnt meet him already. until after the prelims, i told him my results were so poor. he decided to come down and help me.. so he did tuition me before my o levels..
mummy: at where.?
me : macs near school.
mummy : OH. so everytime you come back late, its cause you were there.?
me : yes...
mummy : i knew someone was there, i just didnt have any evidence against you. anyway, if you didnt tell me and i found out later, you wouldnt been in dead meat compared to now *gets up to leave*

*just then, dad comes downstairs and yells*
dad : WHATS GOING ON.!?
me : nothing's wrong.
mummy : NOTHING'S WRONG LA. WHATS YOUR PROLEM.
dad : she talk to you until like that.! WHATS WRONG.?!
mummy : WHATS YOUR PROBLEM.?! NOTHING'S WRONG RIGHT. THE WHOLE DAY YOU YELL HERE YELL THERE, FACE BLACK BLACK. WHATS YOUR PROBLEM.?! TOMORROW GO MARKET YOURSELF LAH.! *turns to me* IM SLEEPING WITH YOU.! *stomps upstairs and dad follows*

i took the opportunity to tell piggy i couldnt call him and tell him the good news anyway. my mom's fine with it. SHES FINE WITH IT:D

that night, i was so happy. in the darkness, i teared for joy. i am so happy. i couldnt believe everything is all turning out right. i asked my mom ( shes sleeping on my bed, im on the floor ) if shes really ok with it, and she said this,' i have given you my trust. if he doesnt do anything to you, im fine with it. i hope you wont lie to me anymore.'

omgosh. i love her.

we talked alot that night, till 12 plus before we both hit dreamland. she told me about my dad, and that i should think before i commit. i know mom, :D

today, she asked more about piggy and i gave her a rough idea about his family and what he did to make me improve my grades:D she said,' whoa. you say this guy until he's so good. i wanna see him eh.!'

:D i am SO happy.

she also said,' i know my girl sure attract guys one. you know why.? cause she has a mother like ME, i have sooo much guys after me:D im sure she'll have too:D '

i almost died coughing. shes damn bhb. LIKE ME:D

but the sweetest thing she has ever said in her life to me was,' amanda, you have the looks, the voice, the character. you're so cute and sweet-'

nothing went in my head anymore. shes praising me for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

god, i wanna cry.

i love you mummy((: