hey all:D i am like, on my bed and piggy's studying at the table right next to me and boy, this feels totally cool. he got me to check on this NEW RELIGION, which is pretty hilarious and stupid, that i want to show all of you.

*taken from wikipedia*

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a parody religion^[1] called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its system of beliefs, "Pastafarianism".^[2] The religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.

In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson professes belief in a supernatural creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which resembles spaghetti and meatballs.^[3] He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.^[4]

Due to its recent popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot^[5] and the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Beliefs

Henderson proposed many of the beliefs in reaction to common arguments by proponents of intelligent design.^[23]

The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are set forth by Henderson in the Open Letter,^[3] the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and on Henderson's web site,^[24] where he is described as a prophet.

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily."^[13] All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith — a form of the Omphalos hypothesis. When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."^[3]

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.^[25] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.^[26]

The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen", contained in certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on. It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and Ramen, a noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

[edit] Pirates and global warming

According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.^[3] Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and Hare Krishnas. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, and adds that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history." Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that Correlation does not imply causation. Henderson put forth the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."^[3] A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased; the absurdity of this demonstrates how statistically significant correlations do not imply a causal relationship (see confounding).

for more info on this stupid religion, please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Beliefs ((: