I spoke to Juliana, Daryl and Clement earlier.!

Oh how I miss them so:D

Anyway, I did a bit of research bout my urinating problem ( i pee once an HOUR ) and omg. I found so many hilarious sites.!

this is a parody of wikipedia - http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Singapore

look at what they have bout urine.!

Urine, also known as Homemade Lemonade, Beggars Tea, The Quaint Soda and Hitlers Pride is a naturally-occurring form of ink used to write short phrases in snow or bathroom walls. It is also very nutritious if had in large quantities.

The question that plagued man for ever: Is pee pee one or two words?

THERE'S MORE.!

CHECK THIS OUT. : http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Urine

How to urinate standing up AS A FEMALE - http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female

Ovarian Cancer Symptoms

Having the urge to urinate often can indicate many things, and sometimes ovarian cancer is one of them. It can be something as small as a urinary tract infection, but better to be safe.

Having the urge to urinate frequently is a commonly reported symptom of ovarian cancer. It is however usually combined with other symptoms. A woman may feel the urge to urinate right after just emptying the bladder, or just have the urge to go a lot. It can even wake a person up in the middle of the night.

Taken from http://cancer.about.com/od/symptoms/a/frequenturinate.htm

OMG I HAVE AN INFECTION.!?

OMG I JUST SAW SOMETHING SO SICK

http://www.gizmag.com/go/4616/

Check it out.! it enables girls to pee UPRIGHT.

i mean, whats wrong with peeing while sitting huh.?! this is CRAZY. That THING that allow girls to pee upright is 85kg when its EMPTY. who would bring that to a shopping mall ANYWAY.!

Q.

Why do dogs lift their legs to urinate?

A.

Dog's urine is used as a scent marker for other dogs. Many male dogs and some female dogs will urinate in multiple places to establish their scent on their territory and say "I was here." A male dog lifts his leg so he can urinate on vertical surfaces (the proverbial fire hydrant). Why urinate on a vertical surface? Bruce Fogle, DVM, in his book Know Your Dog, suggests the scent of urine on a vertical surface will generally last longer than the scent on a horizontal surface. The scent is also more at nose level, so the next dog coming by will be less likely to miss the scent.

taken from : http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?cls=2&cat=1547&articleid=1147

ok im gonna stop now. this is so sick. ahahahahhaa.

i think my urination problem is NORMAL. doh.